Alright so I’ve been doing many things since the beginning of the blog that you would never see me do. The two main are attempting to shoot hoops from downtown and grind out months of training for a 5k. Despite all I have learned about myself from these experiences, I am going to sit out the Pitch for Kids Shootout for many reasons, most of which deal with me not being a golfer.
1. There is no way I can find three people patient enough to want to play with me.
2. My swing off the tee is the perfect mix of Happy Gilmore’s chaos and Ken Griffey Jr.’s post swing pose.
1. There is no way I can find three people patient enough to want to play with me.
2. My swing off the tee is the perfect mix of Happy Gilmore’s chaos and Ken Griffey Jr.’s post swing pose.
If only I looked that good doing it though.
3. When I go down the Jersey Shore (yes, I go to the shore. I don’t know why though since I burn like crazy and I don’t fist pump), I usually push my miniature golf game to the six stroke maximum.
4. I don’t want to risk becoming addicted to pancake waitresses. I hear golfing might contribute to that.
5. Banana Boat doesn’t sound like a nickname you give a golfer. http://www.golftoday.co.uk/golf_a_z/articles/nicknames.html
3. When I go down the Jersey Shore (yes, I go to the shore. I don’t know why though since I burn like crazy and I don’t fist pump), I usually push my miniature golf game to the six stroke maximum.
4. I don’t want to risk becoming addicted to pancake waitresses. I hear golfing might contribute to that.
5. Banana Boat doesn’t sound like a nickname you give a golfer. http://www.golftoday.co.uk/golf_a_z/articles/nicknames.html